What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How big is the French Army?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy